Things you just cant make up.

Here is a tale for you and I swear this is sooooo true you couldn't make it up.
Kevin at work recieved one the the illustrious mms messages this morning from my phone.
He had left his mobile on top of the fridge which is by the sink in his kitchen.
When it went off this morning early hours his cat shat a brick lying beside.
The cat swiped at it then it fell in the sink with the tap dripping onto it all night.
needless to say its fucked. oops sorry Kev not my fault though.

How can anyone make up a story like that.