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You know these guys who stand around all day in shopping malls selling credit cards.
Well I got accosted the other week in the St. Johns centre in Perth.
I told the guy don't be silly I have a really bad credit rating.
He gave me some crap about his grand mother having a bad credit rating too and she got one
and said he would fill in the application for me.
Well they only went and bloody sent me one.
MUGS......
Well I got accosted the other week in the St. Johns centre in Perth.
I told the guy don't be silly I have a really bad credit rating.
He gave me some crap about his grand mother having a bad credit rating too and she got one
and said he would fill in the application for me.
Well they only went and bloody sent me one.
MUGS......
posted by Cooldrums at Saturday, May 06, 2006
2 Comments:
nothing to do with this post but had to tell you this joke cause i thought it would make you smile.
Paddy and Mick worked together in St. John's, Newfoundland and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation,Paddy answered, panty Stitcher.
I sew elastic onto ladies
cotton panties and tongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him $80 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel fitter.
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker collecting double his pay.
The Clerk explained "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour. "What skill? yelled Paddy. "I sew da elastic on da panties and tongs; Mick puts 'em over his head and says:"Yep, diesel fitter!"
I love it Anne
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