What fun I missed

Having been away all week last week I was very unfortunate to miss the London Wank 'a' thon.

Supported by channel 4 and involving lots of wankers I bet it went smoothly.

However Police did say that they would offer a hand if there was any trouble.

The question has to be HOW?

And what would cause the trouble ?

And if there was any trouble could it have been any more than a hand full.

They really should give themselves a shake.

I have to admit still doing my bit for the cause ;-)